sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

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hatesful:

my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

hatesful:

my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

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bestworstideaever:

DOO WEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Vegan buckwheat pancakes with peanutbutter sauce. Damn straight. #breakfast #vegan #peanutbutter #buckwheat

Vegan buckwheat pancakes with peanutbutter sauce. Damn straight. #breakfast #vegan #peanutbutter #buckwheat

Vegan colorful tofu scramble bowl with spinach, eringi mushroom, avocado, red cabbage and orange. #vegan #breakfast #tofu #organic

Vegan colorful tofu scramble bowl with spinach, eringi mushroom, avocado, red cabbage and orange. #vegan #breakfast #tofu #organic

Organic veggie party for one. 大好きなumuiでランチ。野菜パーティー万歳 🎉 #organic #vegan #lunch #natto #macrobiotic #tokyo #オーガニック #ランチ #マクロビオティック #ヴィーガン #納豆 (på/i umui)

Organic veggie party for one. 大好きなumuiでランチ。野菜パーティー万歳 🎉 #organic #vegan #lunch #natto #macrobiotic #tokyo #オーガニック #ランチ #マクロビオティック #ヴィーガン #納豆 (på/i umui)

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